If you want the absolute best, go to Bibendum. If you want a fun, affordable night, go to Burger & Lobster. If you want a weird, secret story to tell your friends, hit Lobster & Grill. And if you want to feel like a celebrity gambler, Roka.
One last thing: never, ever order the lobster thermidor at a pub. That’s just paying for regret and flour. Now go forth, crack some claws, and remember: you’re not a glutton—you’re a fine dining connoisseur who just happens to have butter all over your chin.
