Just for laughs, let’s flex: the Boston Celtics have 18 NBA titles, the Montreal Canadiens have 24 in hockey, and the Pittsburgh Steelers have 6 in the NFL. The Yankees’ 27 is absurdly high. It’s the difference between being a legendary franchise and being the franchise that makes everyone else feel inadequate.
But here’s a fun thought: if the Yankees don’t win another title in the next decade, will 27 still feel like a triumph? Or will it become a historical footnote, like “Yeah, they used to be good, but they’re old news now”? I hope not.
So the next time someone asks you, “How many titles do the Yankees have?” you can say 27 with authority. Then lean in and whisper, “But we’re working on number 28. It’s just taking… a really long time.” And if they have mustard on their shirt, don’t trust their math.
