So the next time someone says “I’ve got a bridge to sell you,” don’t laugh too hard. You might be standing on that bridge yourself. We all have a little George C. Parker inside us, and a little gullible buyer too. The art is knowing which one is driving today.
And if you are looking for a bridge, I happen to know a guy. He’s got a great deal on the Golden Gate. Just needs a little paint. Cash only. And I promise it’s real—because if I’m lying, you can’t exactly sue me from under a toll booth in your living room.
P.S. — I’ll throw in the view for free.
