Okay, don’t laugh. A slice of Walmart’s no-bake cheesecake has about 250-300 calories—which is basically the same as a fancy coffee drink. And it has real cream cheese, which has protein. Which means it’s basically a health food if you squint and lie to yourself convincingly. It also has less sugar than a slice of most baked cheesecakes, because the no-bake versions rely on stabilized whipped cream instead of three cups of sugar.
So yes, you can eat this for breakfast. I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Walmart last night. That counts.
The Verdict: Buy It Now
If you haven’t tried Walmart’s no-bake cheesecake, you are missing out on one of life’s great cheap pleasures. It’s the dessert that says, “I could have tried harder, but I chose happiness instead.” It’s perfect for parties, for midnight snacks, or for when you need something to make your Tuesday feel like a Friday.
Just remember: Refrigerate any leftovers. Unless you’re me. Then just eat the whole thing and pass out in a cheese-fueled coma. The crust will hold your hand through it all. Go get one. Your oven will be confused but proud.
