In the end, Ted Lasso doesn't save Hyrule by swinging a sword. He saves it by organising a bake sale on Southport seafront. He raises enough money to buy new armor for all the Gorons and vegan options for the Deku Scrubs. Link finally gets a chance to just sit down and eat an apple without a man in a green suit yelling "You're doing amazing, sweetie!"
The moral of this ridiculous story? Whether you're battling a giant, flying pig or just trying to find a car park in Southport during summer, a little kindness goes a long way. And maybe, just maybe, the ultimate power isn't the Triforce. It's a good biscuit recipe and someone who truly believes you can catch a fish by asking nicely. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find an ocarina on eBay. Believe.
