If you ever get married, and your family includes two NFL stars, a pop icon, and a million fans: hire a lawyer. Print the NDAs. Serve them with the champagne.
Donna Kelce is living in 3024. She’s not just the cool mom. She’s the CEO of her own privacy. And we’re just living in her world.
So here’s to you, Donna. May your marriage be happy. May your cake be delicious. And may your NDA hold up better than my fantasy football team.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go check if she posted a single blurry photo from the wedding. For research purposes.
