So, what time is Lions kickoff? It’s 1:00 PM ET, unless it’s not. Check the schedule, watch for flexing, and never assume your buddy Dave checked first. He’s probably still googling “Lions kickoff time” while his wife’s cousin shows cat photos. Save yourself the stress—bookmark the official NFL schedule, set an alarm for 12:30 PM, and chill.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to text Dave back. The game is at 4:25 PM. He owes me a beer for this. Let’s just hope the Lions don’t make me wait until the fourth quarter to remember that. They usually do.
