Don’t panic. You have two options: A) Walk back to your car like a defeated hero, or B) Use their complimentary coat check. Yes, it’s free! You just hand over your giant bag, get a little ticket, and suddenly you’re the star of a minimalist fashion show.
The coat check is located near the entrances, so you won’t have to wander around like a lost goose. It’s actually a great excuse to travel light. Plus, you get to reclaim your bag after the show, feeling like a triumphant archaeologist unearthing your own treasure.
My Secret Bag Strategy
I’ll share my personal trick: Wear a jacket with huge pockets. I’m talking cargo-pants-for-adults level pockets. Then, use a fanny pack slung across your chest (very 90s chic) to hold your phone and ID. You skip the bag line entirely and look like you’re about to break into a dance number.
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It’s a win-win: you’re hands-free for applause, and you feel like a spy. Mission: Boss Babe at the Opera. Just don’t dance too hard and accidentally clap yourself in the face.
