Honestly? The 2026 policy is really just about speed. The Reds want you through the gate fast. They don’t care about your vintage fanny pack—they care about you missing the first pitch.
So embrace the clear bag life. It’s like wearing a glass purse. It’s weird, but it works. And if you forget? Well, there’s always a gas station nearby selling a clear tote for ten bucks.
That’s it. That’s the whole deal. Now go cheer, eat a hot dog, and don’t let your bag be the villain of your story. See you at the game. I’ll be the one wearing cargo shorts.
