So, does alcohol eggnog go bad? Absolutely. The booze buys you a little grace, but it’s not a cure-all. Treat it like your moody houseplant: check on it, and if it looks sad, let it go.
Next time, buy less. Or drink it faster. Or freeze it. Honestly, the best eggnog is the one you share with friends—while it’s still good. Because nothing ruins a cozy night like food poisoning and a side of “I told you so.”
Now go check your fridge. I’ll wait. And if you have to toss that old carton, don’t cry. Just pour a fresh one—and maybe add an extra shot, for safety. Cheers!