So next time you grab a Bud Light, don’t apologize for the ABV. Embrace it. You’re not drinking a weak beer; you’re drinking a strategic one. You are choosing to be the person who remembers the party, not the person who becomes the story. And that, my friend, is a choice worth raising a can to.
Plus, at 4.2%, you can have two and still do the dishes. Try that with a Belgian tripel. I dare you.