So, will WoW get expansions forever? Yes, until the heat death of the universe—or until Blizzard’s parent company, Microsoft, decides to turn it into a subscription service for AI-generated quests. Even then, some dungeon master in a basement will keep the servers running on a potato battery. It’s not just a game; it’s a cultural behemoth that’s outlasted three U.S. presidents, two recessions, and my 2010 haircut.
In summary: WoW expansions are like mold on cheese—you don’t know why it’s there, but it keeps growing, and somehow, it’s delicious. So grab your broadsword, pet your mechanical chicken, and stop worrying. Azeroth isn’t going anywhere. But if it does, there’s probably an expansion for that too.
