Here’s my advice: the day before the game, grab your bag and hold it up to the light. If you can’t see through it like a cheap window, change it. If it’s bigger than a loaf of bread, swap it.
And for goodness’ sake, practice the “bag shuffle” at home. Unzip it quickly. Hand it to the guard with a smile. Don’t fumble. You want to look like a pro, not a rookie. Trust me, the crowd’s energy is better when you’re not sweating bullets over a purse.
So go ahead, grab your clear fanny pack, fill it with hope and a granola bar, and get ready to cheer. Your bag—tiny, see-through, and perfectly legal—will be right there with you. And if you mess up? There’s always a hot dog vendor who’ll take your grief.
