Look, life is short. If you’re standing in a grocery store line and someone asks, “Does LSU Baseball have a game today?” just nod and say, “They always do in our hearts.” That’s vague enough to be correct 60% of the time. For the other 40%, apologize and buy them a beer. LSU fans are forgiving, especially if you mention “2016 Regional” or “Paul Mainieri’s mustache.”
So, final verdict: check the schedule, ignore Mondays, pray for no rain, and always scream “Geaux” before you know the full word. Because whether they play today or not, the most important game is the one you enjoy with ketchup-stained fingers and a cold drink in hand. Now go find out—your jambalaya is getting cold.
