Honestly, after trying all these, you’ll wonder why you ever paid for foam in a can. That stuff is mostly water and propellant—literally treated gas. You’ve been buying compressed air with a hint of soap.
Next time you’re out, remember: conditioner is your friend, oil is a Roman victory, soap is timeless, and water is a survival skill. And if all else fails, just use mayonnaise. (Yes, it works. No, I won’t explain why. Try it once for the story.)
Now go forth and shave like a civilized savage. Your wallet and your skin will high-five you later.
