Look, I’m not a doctor. I just play one on the internet. But if a Dodger pitcher has a hangnail tomorrow, he’s probably “day-to-day” with “left hand soreness.”
That’s code for: “We’re saving him for October when we really need him.” Or maybe he just needs a nap. Who knows?
If someone’s name is on a postponed start list, don’t panic. Just pivot. The next guy up might be even better. Or he might give up five runs in the first. Life is exciting.
My Best Guess (With No Insight)
Right now, my gut says Buehler gets the nod. He’s been sharp lately. He’s got that hungry look in his eye. The kind that says, “I’m about to throw 97 and stare at the batter.”
But you know what? I also wouldn’t be shocked if it’s Julio Urías (if he’s activated). Or some random guy from Triple-A named “Mike” who throws like a alien. It’s the Dodgers. Expect the unexpected.
So my advice? Don’t plan your evening around a specific pitcher. Instead, plan around the chaos. That’s what makes following this team so fun.
