They have a “lunar sled” that feels like pushing a cloud. It’s a real thing. Not a meme. The ropes are rainbow-colored. Someone clearly had fun decorating.
There’s a climbing rope hanging from a steel beam. But it’s tied to a disco ball. You can’t make this up. You literally pull yourself toward a mirror ball.
And the dumbbells? They go up to 50kg, but they’re purple and pink. Your ego might shrink, but your glutes will grow.
The Locker Room Legends
Forget smelly lockers. They have vanity mirrors with LED rings. You can take a selfie after your “glute day” without shame.
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The showers smell like coconut and industrial-grade kale. Seriously, the shampoo is organic and smells like a salad. It’s oddly refreshing.
One locker is permanently open. Inside? A note that says “You’re already winning.” It’s a little cheesy. It’s also exactly what you need after a tough set.
