If it goes up fast, burns brightly, and has no idea where it’s going: it’s a rocket. If it goes up fast, burns brightly, and is actively trying to kiss a specific target goodbye: that’s a missile. The missile is a rocket with anger management issues and a navigation app.
So next time you see a firework, feel smug. That’s a rocket. When you see footage of a weapon streaking toward a bunker, whisper, “Oh look, a rocket that found purpose.” And if you ever buy a model rocket kit and your friend asks, “Is that a missile?” just smile and say, “Only if I paint it angry red.”
Now go forth and win your next pub trivia night. You’re welcome. And watch out for those slingshots.
