No joke. The best match for Abby is a good therapist. She needs to unpack that trauma. Her mom’s neglect? Her dad’s absence? That’s a lot of baggage for a teenager. A boyfriend can’t fix that. Only Abby can.
If the show is smart, they’ll show her healing. Maybe she’ll volunteer somewhere. Maybe she’ll join a support group. And then, maybe, a love interest will feel earned. Not like a Band-Aid.
So, Who Does She End Up With? Final Answer.
Right now? Nobody. And that’s okay. The show isn’t finished. Abby’s story is still being written. She’s the character who reminds us that being alone isn’t the same as being lonely. It’s choosing yourself first.
But if you’re desperate for a name? Bet on Jordan in Season 3. Or a brand-new guy who eats snacks with her at 2 AM. Someone who doesn’t judge her for stress-eating a whole bag of chips. That’s true love, right?
Until then, let’s enjoy the chaos. Abby might not have a boyfriend, but she has our attention. And a killer sense of humor. Honestly, that’s a better love story than half the couples on Netflix. Preach.
Now, go rewatch the cafeteria scene where Abby throws food. Iconic. And single. Just like her.
