Don’t use tequila. Seriously. Unless you enjoy the taste of regret and a desert sunrise. Also skip gin. Eggnog and juniper berries are not friends. They have a feud, and you don’t need to mediate.
And whatever you do, avoid flavored liqueurs like peppermint schnapps. That’s a sugar bomb waiting to explode. You’ll taste it for days. Not in a good way.
The Final Verdict
So, what’s the best? For me? Bourbon wins. It’s cozy, classic, and never fights with the nutmeg. But if you want to party, grab dark rum. Feeling fancy? Cognac. Neutral? Vodka. Rye if you’re feeling spicy.
Here’s my big secret: you can also mix them. Yes, really. Do a splash of bourbon and a splash of dark rum. You’ll feel like a genius. Or a monster. Either way, it’s delicious.
Now go make a batch. Chill it for an hour. Pour generously. And remember: eggnog is a treat, not a challenge. Unless you make it a challenge. Then I want pictures. Happy holidays, you beautiful mess.
