The total bill to climb Everest ranges from $30,000 to a staggering $160,000. Yes, you read that right. For the price of a luxury SUV, you get the privilege of pooping in a bag while icicles form on your beard. Most climbers fall in the $45,000 to $75,000 range, which is roughly the cost of a decent wedding—minus the cake and plus the frostbite.
Why such a massive spread? Well, Everest is like a luxury hotel that vehemently hates you. The cheapest option is a “budget” expedition, which means you’ll share a tent with seven strangers and eat cold Ramen for six weeks. The expensive option includes private Sherpas, hot showers, and a chef who will cook you a three-course meal at 20,000 feet. Spoiler: no one pays $160,000 for the food.
