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The photos are pure gold. Gaga is wearing an oversized hoodie, sunglasses, and what appears to be comfortable sneakers. She looks tired in the way all new parents look tired—like she just ran a marathon of diaper changes. It’s a beautiful kind of exhausted.

Lady Gaga Says She Wants Kids With Michael Polansky

Michael Polansky is right beside her, looking like a proud, slightly bewildered dad. He’s carrying what looks like a burp cloth on his shoulder. This man is ready. I half-expected him to be carrying a tiny piano toy, just for the aesthetic.

The baby itself is a little bundle of blankets and mystery. We can only see the top of a tiny head. But make no mistake, that tiny head is already iconic. It has the best choreography of any newborn I’ve ever seen.

Will We Ever Get a Name? (And Other Burning Questions)

The internet is losing its collective mind trying to guess the name. Is it something French and chic, like “Monique de la Nuit”? Or maybe a food name, like “Avocado” or “Sushi”? Knowing Gaga, it could be a single emoji.

Another hot topic: is the baby already a Little Monster? I’d bet my left heel that the nursery playlist is 90% Gaga hits and 10% Mozart (for “class”). The kid is probably already doing the “Telephone” dance in the womb. Legacy.

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We also don’t know if Gaga plans to take a full maternity leave or jump right back into album recording. My guess? She’ll write a soulful, chaotic ballad about sleep deprivation called “Pampers and Heartbreak.” I’d stream it.

Let’s also appreciate that Michael Polansky is a serious businessman. He’s the CEO of Parker Foundation and a Harvard grad. So now, date nights probably involve discussing venture capital over a bottle of formula. Very “power couple meets playpen.”