Why do we love the burn? It’s a learned thrill. The sharp sting feels exciting. Like eating a chili pepper. Pain can be pleasure—but only until it’s not. Your brain says “this hurts, drink more”. Dumb brain.
Marketers know this. They call it “mouthfeel.” The bubbles create a sensory experience. But your stomach doesn’t care about marketing. It just wants peace. And a glass of still water.
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So, Can You Fix It?
Yes, but it’s boring. Drink slowly. Let the gas escape naturally. Sip, don’t chug. Use a straw to bypass your tongue’s fizz sensors. Does that help? A little. Maybe.
You can also try “burp breaks”. Pause between sips. Let it out. Embrace the burp. It’s your body’s pressure valve. Holding it in makes the pain worse. Be that loud friend. It’s fine.
