Decaf is a niche market. Only about 10-12% of coffee consumed worldwide is decaf. That means the entire supply chain—from farmers to shippers to roasters—has to handle it as a special order. Special orders mean special markups.
Think of it like buying a left-handed guitar. Everyone makes right-handed ones by the millions, but the lefty version? You pay more because they have to set up a separate production line just for you. The 10% of you ordering decaf is a loyal, but expensive, minority.
The Caffeine Conundrum: You’re Paying for the Intangibles
Let’s be honest: when you order a regular coffee, you’re not just paying for the bean. You’re buying a ticket to Productivityville. You want the zoomies. Decaf offers you… a gentle hug. No zoomies. No panic. Just a comforting cup of warm, brown water that tastes vaguely like coffee.
The Rise of Decaf Coffee: Why It’s More Popular Than Ever – Redber Coffee
So why do you pay a premium for that? Because decaf is an emotional safety net. It’s the designated driver of beverages. You’re paying for the peace of mind that you won’t be bouncing off the ceiling during your 2 PM Zoom call. That’s a luxury, and luxury goods are expensive.