So, what’s the difference? Personality. Drinking water has a vibe. Distilled water is a void.
One is for your thirst. The other is for your appliances.
Next time you’re in the store, pick the bottle that matches your mood.
Want mystery? Grab the one that says “spring.” Want purity? Distilled is your weird, blank-slate pal.
Just don’t try to make coffee with it.
Your taste buds will thank you.
Now go hydrate, you magnificent mineral creature.