Here’s the fun part: translating the beeps and blips. A reading of 0–50 PPM is practically rainwater. Very pure. Your plants will sing for this water.
50–150 PPM is typical tap water. It’s fine for drinking, though it might leave weird white spots on your coffee maker.
150–300 PPM is medium-hard water. You’re basically drinking liquid chalk. Your skin might feel a bit squeaky after a shower.
Anything over 400 PPM is rock juice. That’s hard water territory. Your pipes are probably crying, and your hair is secretly planning a rebellion.
