So, what is the best drinking water pH? It’s the one in your glass right now. Stop stressing. Your body is a self-correcting miracle. It doesn’t need you to micromanage its pH like a helicopter parent at a science fair. Drink water. Eat veggies. Get sunlight. And if someone tries to sell you $10 water with a pH of 10? Ask them if it also repels mosquitos.
Because honestly? That would be more useful. Now go hydrate, you beautiful human. Your pH is already perfect.