Let’s start with plants. You know, those living decorations we swear we’ll keep alive this time. The internet will tell you “one inch of water per week.” That’s a cute idea. But what does that even mean for a tiny succulent versus a massive Monstera?
Here’s the real secret: stick your finger in the dirt. No, really. If the top inch of soil is dry, it's time. If it’s damp, back away from the watering can. Overwatering is the number one plant killer, and I’m convinced it’s because we love them too much.
Wait, there’s more nuance. A cactus in a tiny clay pot? Thirsty once a month. A fern in a humid bathroom? Probably every few days. And if your plant looks droopy, don’t automatically assume it’s thirsty—it might be drowning. Yes, plants can get waterlogged and sad.