So, who is Shona? She’s the girl from EastEnders who swapped Albert Square for a spider web. She’s the one who reminds us that you can be brave and cry at the same time. She’s a total mess, but she’s our mess.
If she doesn’t win the crown, I’m starting a petition. And if she does win, I expect her acceptance speech to be delivered while balanced on one leg, flicking a bug off her face, and wailing, “I’m hungry, Gary!”
Long live Shona. Long live the Queen of the Witchetty Grub. And for goodness’ sake, someone give her a burger.
