Nelson, the firstborn, arrived in May 2018. That makes him roughly six years old as of now—which means he’s in that glorious phase where he asks “why” exactly seventeen times before breakfast. He’s also old enough to know his dad’s job involves a gavel, but young enough to think “C-SPAN” is a type of candy bar.
By the time Nelson turns seven, he’ll be able to outsit most members of Congress during a filibuster. That’s a skill, people. And no, he doesn’t have a trust fund for his first Tesla—but he does have a dad who once got 1% in a presidential poll. Legacy is complicated.
