9. She’s predictable. She is fascinated with Grey, but what she really wants is to change him from a top to a bottom. Ah, how typical.

10. She thinks she can save him. What excites her most is not Grey’s beauty or his bank account, but the reasons why he is such a cold, hurt man. She wants to be the one and only woman able to penetrate his shell and win the heart of the Beast, to live together happily ever after. Oh please. Very original.