Here’s a true story. Cynthia Hess—aka Chesty Love when she’s on stage as an exotic dancer—believed that if she had her breasts enlarged, she’d be more competitive in her profession and therefore make more money. So she went for it…big-time. She went up in bust size to fill a 56FF. But when she tried to deduct the cost of the procedure as a business expense, the IRS disallowed it.